I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
I fucking hate this website
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop