ZThemes
Penguin Butts Please
Girl who wears a trenchcoat and needs a grumpy mermaid friend in a feather boa

michael-buble:

there’s whipped cream in my fridge rn

you can pretend i don’t exist but i still made you cum

(via deathandmilk)

(Source: unclefather)

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

asymptomatics:

Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me. 

  • I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
  • That’s why anon exists
  • I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
  • Especially if it’s a phobia 

acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

(Source: acefujioka)

novemberrain93:

I love how he’s all in Satan mode then all of a sudden wacky moose mode

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

shirogami:

this gif ruined my life

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

castielsconvictions:

the-fault-in-our-castiel:

You see, it’s a metaphor…

You dangle happiness in front of the Winchesters their entire lives but never actually let them get it.

image

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)